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Google books while drowning in the desert by don winslow new york, ny st. 61 but speaking of hookers, you heard the one about the hooker who says to eighty-six-year-old mr. Tom called an escort service and said, i want you to give my dad super sex! The clerk replied, i have just the woman. So right after lunch toms dad was relaxing in his room watching jeporady, when this beautiful woman walked in his room and said, im here to give you super sex the old man said, ill take the soup. i give you super sex? To which the reverend, somewhat shocked replies ill just take the soup if its all the same to you the old ones are the best, so they say so here is where i link to my lovely new super soup recipe sent to me by my gorgeous niece in canada. Ill just have the soup expression ill just have the soup. This is a comical way of saying you do not find someone sexual attractive ala the super sex joke. Compare to thanks but no thanks, baby! An older lady at a nursing home began to flash a male resident yelling super sex! Looking up at her the old fellow said ill just have the soup. it was about a son who sends a prostitute to his widowed father, still a self-proclaimed ladies man in his 90s. The prostitute tells the father that she is his birthday present and promises to give him super sex (not that she promises to give him whatever hed like.). He opens the door and says may i help you? She responds, im here to offer you super sex! He says ill take the soup. His grandson wants to do something special for him and knows he hasnt been laid in over 30 years. The birthday boy is hanging out in his room at the senior care center and hears a knock on the door.